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Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Joined:
9/3/10
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Been here so long, I could consider Tom my uncle. Know him better than my uncles. Maybe I should start going to family reuninions then...

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Fuck SOPA!

1/19/12 by TravisBeane

I may be Canadian, but Fuck SOPA!
When I was a little boy, and the telecom offered us some dial-up at an insane price, we were happy to accept.
What appealed to me about the internet was that is was a chaotic playground available for those who wanted to play. It still is. That's the way it should be. If it was nothing more than email and Facebook, I may have actually gone outside and played sports or something boring like that. It was back in 2001 I believe that I was introduced to Newgrounds. It changed my life.
I was 10 years old; NG was filled with crudely drawn tits, foul humor, chainsaw kid and club a seal. I was in love. The people I was raised around were a bunch of prudes, and it was boring as heaven. I like to think that Newgrounds is a taste of hell, and damn, do I ever love it!

So, Fuck SOPA! If you saw a bunch of old men hanging around your local playground, telling your kids what to do, you'd call the cops wouldn't you?
Please, my friends to the south; don't let this law pass.

Here's to 10 more years to chaos!

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Recent Game Medals

transform 1 100 Points transform to the wizard Medal Stats.
transform 3 100 Points transform to the shark Medal Stats.
transform 2 100 Points transform to the wolf Medal Stats.
First Blood 5 Points Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer. Medal Stats.
Deforestation Problem 25 Points Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time. Medal Stats.
Art Appreciator 5 Points Check out some of the art galleries. Medal Stats.
Start the Game Already 5 Points Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster. Medal Stats.
Impalation 5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly! Medal Stats.
Halfsies 5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap! Medal Stats.
Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword! Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 839 (From 117 different games.)